Post #251: How Awesome Am I?

It's just another manic Monday and I have been asked, nay told, to blog about how awesome I am. You know, as a form of motivation and encouragement. It's a mighty fine idea. But it is also a lot like saying "blog about what it's like to be a rocket scientist". I know very little about either topic. But, whatever, I'll try. I've lied before, I can do it again.

I am not in a narrative mood so you're getting a list. Deal with it.

Did I mention that I quit smoking? I am quitting, I should say. This is day 1. Therefore, if I seem a little basket-case-y, it's because this is harder than that time I quit heroin.


20 ways that I am awesome...

(Disclaimer: Before you send me a comment or email that says "X isn't awesome", just remember that Awesomeness is in the eye of the beholder.)

• I can figure out wrought iron puzzles.

• I know how to make people smile.

• I know how to make me smile. Usually.

• I raised two awesome kids who got 23 of their chromosomes from me.

• I have a cute butt.

• I have the bestest husband in the whole wide world. (& he LOVES me, too)

• I have two adorable and very sweet kittehs.

• I am reasonably intelligent and I do well in school.

• I make a mean macaroni & cheese.

• I have a really cute boyfriend who thinks I'm keen. Maybe not.
  

• I can do many difficult things. Like read my bosses' minds.
  

• I can talk about a lot of different things.
  

• I am a good dancer (and good in the sack, too! Or so I'm told.)

• I have nice handwriting and I can do other talented things with my hands.

• I can't believe you are still reading this list.

• I had no idea that you were so bored/curious/retarded.

• I hope that if you read this far, you will just make something up about me.

• I would like it in the comments. Also, tell me how you are awesome.

• I hope you don't tell anyone that this is a phony list.

• I also hope that you think you are awesome. Everyone is - in their own way!

So, wish me luck in getting through the next few days. If I manage to not go homicidal, then everything will be great. This is actually easier than I thought. In fact, I know weaker people than me who have successfully quit, so really this should be a piece of cake. Woohoo. I'm awesome!