Best. Pickup Line. Ever.
Said to Miss Molly on Friday at our girls' night out:
"I want to buy you breakfast and take you shopping at TJ Maxx."
Even after a dozen beers and 6 Scooby snacks, that still was not a tempting offer. Hard to believe, huh?
Labels: drunk blogging
2 Comments:
I have no idea how anyone could resist that line. I certainly couldn't.
She said no? But it was TJ Maxx!!! What type of expectations do you women have these days? Sears? J.C. Penney? Buncha gold diggers.
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