November Spawned a Monster

A blog is a place where you can be a little bit different than you are in 'real' life, right? In real life, I am extremely fairly dull and boring. I can't make a joke to save my life. I never ask for anything (much). And I don't expect a lot of attention. I am mostly happy to sit unnoticed for days and days in my cubicle. (OK, that last part is a total lie.)

I have learned how to be a little more narcissistic here and it's pretty fun, I must say. I can totally talk about myself and pretend like I am really important!! So cool. That's why you come here anyway. To read all about ME and learn about all the fascinating parts of ME!

This is my ME place. Where I can be as self-involved and self-centered as I want to be without fear of reprisal and talk about my train-wrecks and my happy times. Oh, how I do love talking about me.

OK, now that we've settled that, guess what amazing thing will occur in two weeks? Go on, guess!

• The date is November 15th.
• The event to be celebrated that day was life-changing for at least 3 people.
• You can also celebrate this "blessed" event by giving gifts. (Hint: I really like Lush products.)

Give up?

It's my birthday!! Duh.

I don't actually care about gifts but I do like getting attention and love on my birthday. Since my birthday falls between two very busy weekends, I don't even know what I'm going to do to celebrate. But I have two weeks to think about it!! And be demanding about it!! Because I had soooo much to do with being born.

And for those keeping score at home, I will be an age that rhymes with "Flirty Date". Gah.